A perfect day

So, because I am having a crappy week, I have been fantasising about all the things I would be rather doing.

The day would start by waking up in a huge comfy bed with James and really clean sheets that smell like washing powder. Although this might not happen if James is there because he smells in the morning like cabbages. Anyway, we would wake up and then James would bring me some juice and we would plan our day on the balcony with some delicious breakfast of some kind. James wouldn't make this as he can't cook so I would pretend a really nice person did this. Next I would have a bath and pamper and get ready. Then I would pop to the shop to get some munches to prepare myself for the huuuge spliff I just rolled. I'd then meet up with the best people to get stoned with in a park of some sort and it would be lovely weather. Then I would go home and watch some of my favourite tv series, and maybe play battleships with James, cos that's strangely funny when you're high. Then we would have a nap. Then because I got paid so much for being awesome, I would go late night shopping, so there is not annoying people around to piss me off and barge into me. I would find a really nice outfit to wear for the evening and go on a unplanned night out. No shitty clubs just random random stuff and meet lots of new people. I would not throw up or hug the toilet seat and fall asleep next to it as I normally do. Throughout this perfect day everyone would be happy. World peace and all that shit. Everything would be discounted. The bitch next door would say hello and I would pretend that I didn't FUCKING HATE YOU ALL

Location:Lyons Ln,,United Kingdom